CATSKILL, N.Y. —
In the quiet and cool of a trailer
littered with mechanic's tools, Bobby Cleveland slipped on his
blue-and-white racing uniform over T-shirt and blue jeans
discolored by sun, sweat and motor oil.

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Cleveland
rocks on! Bobby Cleveland with his gussied-up
mowing machine |
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He tossed aside the sweat-rimmed baseball cap given to him by
his corporate sponsor and cradled his helmet, newly decorated
with an airbrushed teddy bear, under an arm. Then he walked down
the ramp and into the harsh light of a sun high over the
Catskill Mountains. He paused a moment to take in the scene as
he waited for the next race — his race — to begin.
There was a constant cloud of dust over the racetrack, making
it hard to see who was leading in the final laps of the current
race. On a ridge overlooking the racetrack, over a hundred
spectators were colorfully staked out. To the right, EMTs lolled
in the shade of their ambulance. So far, there had been no
accidents.
A couple trailers over from his own, Cleveland could make out
a ZZ Top beard disappearing under a white-and-black racing
helmet. It was Al Bitterman out of Illinois, Cleveland's
colleague, friend and, for the next 15 laps, the enemy.

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And
they're off! Lawn mower racers kick up some dust
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Cleveland loped over to his machine which, under the
corporate logos, matched his uniform. It showed the care of
years of improvements. It was his baby, his battleship, the
mighty chariot he'd ride through all the victory laps to come.
It was a lawn mower.
After some 30 years as the curious sport of eccentric Brits,
then as a surprise hit for the last eight years in the Midwest
and South, lawn mower racing has finally arrived at the big time
in the Northeast, culminating last weekend in a national race in
central New York state. Now the question is whether lawn mower
racing — which took hold in the U.S. on April Fool's Day 1992 as
a promotional stunt for a new fuel stabilizer called STA-BIL —
has got what it takes to become the country's next national
obsession.

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Eat grass!
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"There is a huge difference between people here and people in
the South," said Kendall Stanley, 37, a volunteer firefighter
and organizer of Saturday's Hudson Valley Mowllennium Mowdown,
part of the STA-BIL Lawn Mower Racing Series. "People in the
South are into racing anything — NASCAR started down there. But
in the North, people are very apprehensive about what their
neighbors are going to think when they say they're going to a
lawn mower race.
"But car racing eventually caught on up here and now it's
everywhere," Stanley added optimistically. "And with a lawn
mower, it's even easier. You just pull off the blades and you're
ready to race."

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Taking
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When it comes to the small difference between the somnolent
hulk rusting in your backyard and the roaring speed demons of
the racetrack, Stanley isn't exaggerating very much. The racers
are often cast-offs scrounged from junkyards or abandoned by
neighbors, stripped of their blades and then souped up with
engine improvements, reinforced chassis and wider racing tires.
By the time they're complete, some of these once-lowly grass
cutters can reach speeds up to 80 miles per hour — although
without the benefits of shock absorbers.
"Everybody has a joke about it," Lyle Wenham, 40, of Rome,
N.Y., said as he showed off his three lawn mowers — Rolling
Thunder, White Lightning and Wildfire. "You can do your lawn in
what, three, four seconds? Well, you probably could, but it
would be a rough cut because it gets bumpy, I'm afraid."

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Special
spectators: Willie Lee brought along his lawn
mower-obsessed four-year-old son, Willie |
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The riders are often amateur mechanics and racing aficionados
who fancy themselves would-be NASCAR drivers with smaller
budgets but more improvisational skill.
"If you can't afford a million-dollar car — that's
everybody's ultimate dream — then you take a fresh lawn mower,
put $50 into it and win your first couple of championships,"
said Wenham, a vocational school teacher who's been racing eight
years. "I kind of see myself as the Dale Earnhardt [the NASCAR
legend known as 'The Intimidator'] of lawn mower racing — except
that I'm on a $1,000 budget where he's on a $10 million budget."
Cleveland, a design engineer, was already tinkering around
with lawn mowers in the garage of his Locust Grove, Ga., home
six years ago when he heard that a national organization, the
U.S. Lawn Mower Racing Association, had formed with the sport in
mind. He rolled out one of his creations — salvaged from a
neighbor's yard — drove nearly a day to an Illinois event and
came in first place in his very first race. He's now a sponsored
four-time national champion and minor celebrity whose name
prompts cheers from fans and whose races have been televised on
cable sports channels.

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Taste of
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"Most people don't get to be on TV, and here I am on TV more
than anyone I know — and all I'm doing is just riding a lawn
mower," Cleveland said in his soft Southern drawl.
Saturday's event wasn't televised, and probably didn't draw
enough people to raise much money for the nearby Kiskatom Fire
Department, which organized the event. Although no cash prizes
were awarded, the USLMRA sanctioning fee is a relatively hefty
$4,000.
Stanley said he hoped lawn mower racing would catch on enough
in the Northeast by next year to start turning a large enough
profit to hold a race every couple weeks.
"We believe that something like this is crazy enough that
people will talk about it to their friends and bring people the
next time," he said.

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Kendall
Stanley (right) and his 5-year-old son and
future mower, Ethan, pick out the right trophy
for the right race |
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At the very least, it fascinated Tom Domery, 45, of Selkirk,
N.Y., and Donna Burdette of Aberdeen, Md., both of whom rested
in the shade as they goggled at the race Cleveland and Bitterman
competed in. It was a scene you'd never see in NASCAR — one
unfortunate driver whose engine had stalled was yanking
furiously on the pullcord of his mower as others zipped by him.
On the other side of the track, Bitterman's motor had given out
and he'd pulled his racer off into the pit. As Cleveland made
the final turn more than a lap ahead of his nearest rival,
Bitterman high-fived the man who had beaten him.
"It's like kids playing in the mud," Domery said. "Some
things never change."
"Big kids," Burdette said, laughing.